Mas Kawin

 

Usro : ciee. . .ciee nu geus apel malam mingguan.
Adul : he,he. . .tp aing stress yeuh.
Usro : harr ari maneh manya tas Maming'an Stres.
Adul : aing stres si neng ngajak kawin Sro!!
Usro : nyanaha stresna?lain teh bungah maneh mah aneh.
Adul : atuh da menta mas kawin'na kudu sarua jeung ngaran'na.
Usro : ngaran'na saha?
Adul : Ngaran'na RINA INTAN PERMATA BERLIAN (bari leweh)

*Berita kacilakaan*

kabayan = > selamt wayah kieu para pamiarsa sadaya ,sim uing kabayan tea nu mancen tugas. Di beritaken terjdinya tabrakn di tol ci pulalarang antra beus vs treuk anu makan korban : 1 urang maot di tempat, 2 luka parah , 3 luka ringan, 4 sehat, 5 sempurana, sikian kabar berita dari saya , selamat wayah kieu,,dan selamat ngarengkol**

Abah vs Ambu

 

 Abah : ambu,,pangnyieun keun sambel lah ?
ambu : nya sip bah,,Ngagidig ka dapur,,Di dapur beak tarasi na,,tp aya akal,,
ambu : bah ieu sambel na,,cobaan heula ?(bari ngasongkeun)abah : nuhun ambu,,Eleuh ngenah kieu mah tarasi na karasa pisan,,
ambu : maenya bah,,berarti paten oge kaos kaki si kabayan nu 2 bulan can di seuseuh,,
abah : harr (utah babalongkengan)

Mamad vs Nini

Mamad @ keur naon ni
Nini @ keur neangan perhiasan nini jang *bari tungkul luak lieuk*
Mamad @ kalung,,anting atawa gelang ni ?
Nini @ ah pokona mah perhiasan jang,,ngarana ge neangan manggih syukur teu manggih nya teu nanaon *tiis*
Mamad @ hanas di bandungan,,dasar nini telenges *bari morosotkeun samping nini na*

 KENALAN

 

Bu guru: “Adul..! Cik jawab ku hidep, saha ari
Thomas Alfa Edison teh..?”
Adul: “Teu terang bu guru…”.
Bu guru: “ari James Watt, saha eta..?”
Adul: “komo deui eta bu guru teu apal..”
Bu guru: “Adul! Kumaha sih maneh teh?
ditanya ieu pasti ngjawabna teh teu apal… Tara ngapalkeunya?”
Adul: “ngapalkeun da bu guru… ungal dinteun oge cobi Adul naros ka Ibu!, bu guru apal teu saha Arifin
Widodo..?”
Bu guru: “ teu apal…”
Adul: “terus Bambang Setiono Ibu apal?”
Bu guru: “teu… Emangna saha eta teh..?”
Adul: “nyaeta Bu…,panan alurang pasti gaduh
kenalan nyalira-nyalira..”

 PEMBANTU ( 17+ )

 Nyonya : Udin,Cepet Buka bajuku.!
Udin : tapi buuu (gemeteran)
Nyonya : Buka Rok'ku juga.!
Udin : ssssiap ndoro (tambah gemeteran)
Nyonya : BH'ku juga.
Udin : ennggih ndoro.(tertunduh+gemeteran)
Nyonya : Buka celana dalamku!
Udin : I..i..i..iya Nyonya (makin gemeteran)
Nyonya : Awas ya,Besok kalo kamu masih pake baju'ku,ta Pecat.!!!Dasar pembantu Banci

RAYUAN GOMBAL ADUL !!!

 

Adul:neng hapunten
nya . ,?
Rina:hapunten kunaon
aa?
Adul:neng slalu di hati
a. .'
rina:mMmmzz bsaan.
Adul:neng cape teu lari
larian terus di hati aa. .
Rina:gomball. .
Adul:neng boleh minta
tolong gax.
Rina:mnta tolong apa
adul:tolong donk sbentar
aja jauh dari pkiran aa.
Rina:heg wae erek aink
mah najis teing kudu ka
maneh,
adul:aah salah ngarayu
(bari ucang ucangan na
luhur tower)

 

GREEN DAY

Last Night On Earth

 

I text a postcard, sent to you
Did it go through?
Sending all my love to you.
You are the moonlight of my life every night
Giving all my love to you
My beating heart belongs to you
I walked for miles 'til I found you
I'm here to honor you
If I lose everything in the fire
I'm sending all my love to you.

With every breath that I am worth
Here on Earth
I'm sending all my love to you.
So if you dare to second guess
You can rest assured
That all my love's for you

My beating heart belongs to you
I walked for miles 'til I found you
I'm here to honor you
If I lose everything in the fire
I'm sending all my love to you.

My beating heart belongs to you
I walked for miles 'til I found you
I'm here to honor you
If I lose everything in the fire
Did I ever make it through?